（警告：一旦你熟悉Rule 34，整个人不仅完全认同Rule 34，并且看待事物的方式，人生观，都将产生变化，谨慎深入）

Rule 34是Rules of the Internet的第34条，是所有rules当中，唯一一条，几乎所有人都认同的法则。
Rule 34的定义是：
    “If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.” (如果它存在，一定可以色情化。沒有例外。)

就是这么条简单的定律，在互联网时代，它成立了。以前仅靠软文学，黄色笑话，AV等媒介，尚不足以印证此法则，而在互联网时代，一切你能想象的事物，都可以用图来使之色情化，毫无例外！

此法则的精髓在于毫无例外，因为当你试图质疑某个东西不能色情化的时候，你脑海中大概已经在酝酿着那东西的色情化了，此时的状态就是rule 35，”当你发现某个东西没有色情化时，它正在创造中”。

如果你没理解，可以反面想想：一个质疑拖鞋不能色情化的家伙，他得想过，看过多少色情化作品才会出此质疑？

中文网路里有句话精辟的阐述了Rule 34的状态：湿人眼中什么都是湿的，如有一颗淫荡的心，那么全世界都将为之淫荡。

当然，你在和谐世界里是不会发现rule 34的威力的。据我观察，中文网路里，rule 34的主要影响在文字方面，无数的荤笑话里边。

rule 34不能再细说了，这条法则完全展示出来对某些人是恐怖性的，原因如rule 28所说：There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
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这是刚刚看到的一篇牛文，里面虽然有些原理看的有些吃力，但是此定义让人拍案而起，写的好，牛人就是牛在，能用精辟的语句准确描述你心中一直知道可又无法说清楚的是事情。“湿人眼中什么都是湿的，如有一颗淫荡的心，那么全世界都将为之淫荡”值得回味良久。
还有一句让人捧腹的：“论坛里，你我各有一个苹果，交换后还是各一个苹果；你我各有一种看法，交换后只有一种看法，对方傻逼。”
原来我早就有一颗淫荡的心，哈哈，让淫荡来的更猛烈些吧！
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ps下面是另一个牛人翻译的"Rules of the Internet"
1. 禁止谈论/b/
2. 禁止谈论/b/
3. 我们是匿名网民
4. 匿名网民是军团
5. 匿名网民不饶恕
6. 匿名网民不忘记
7. 匿名网民是恐怖、无情、冷酷的怪物
8. 不存在所谓发帖规则
9. 也不存在所谓管理员，爱封封不封滚
10. 你精心组织的论据会被轻易无视
11. 你用什么喷人，人用什么喷你
12. 你说什么都会被曲解
13. 不喷小白，否则他们便得逞
14. 装逼被雷劈
15. 雷劈得也可以很牛逼
16. 牛逼的最终都会变成傻逼
17. 扣上帽子，招来仇恨
18. 你越恨他，他越强大
19. 认真你就败了
20. 原创内容只有几秒的寿命
21. 复制粘贴正侵蚀最后的原创
22. 复制粘贴正侵蚀最后的原创
23. 所有转载都是转载的转载
24. 每发一帖，楼歪越甚
25. 每楼都能轻易变成无关水
26. 不需理由，先问他的性取向
27. 先问他的性别，如果他真是个男的
28. 网络上女的都是男的，小孩都是便衣国保
29. 网络上没有女的
30. 没福利就滚蛋——选择权在你
31. 无图无真相
32. 继续潜水，水深无限
33.
34. 任何东西都有18x改，没有例外
35. 如果什么没有18x改，/b/会创造出来
36. 脑残只会越来越多
37. 任何东西都是恋物癖对象，没有例外
38. 你不能除以零
39. 不存在下限
40. 没什么东西是神圣的
41. 草泥马没什么意思，说真的，不比俯卧撑高明
42. 事物越美好，破坏它越爽
43. 赞美一下韩国便可让你成为棒子
44. 看见专业人士，记住自动闪开
45. 必有性转改，没有例外
46. 必有盗版破解，没有例外
47. 春哥纯爷们

bughhh

匿名状态下的网络把人们心中最阴暗、最变态的一面全暴露出来了。

支持一下，哈哈。说得有道理，学习受益了！

第四十七条也太那个啥了吧..春哥纯爷们..牛啊

题目和内容没什么关系吧。怎么到后面春哥什么的多出来了。恶搞不恶搞，正式不正式的

引用:

原帖由 skywolf0224 于 2010-1-21 22:35 发表
题目和内容没什么关系吧。怎么到后面春哥什么的多出来了。恶搞不恶搞，正式不正式的

呵呵，原文其实是一篇很长的大作，有很多公式和图片，俺原来害怕太大太开就没有转，只挑了其中一小段，有兴趣可以用百度去搜一下《网络文化背后的法则》作者很有见地。

至于您说的“怎么到后面春哥什么的多出来了”。俺英文不好，翻译不好，那是俺找的一片关于《Rules Of The Internet 》的翻译（越到后面感觉越不雅，所以那个译者才没有翻译下去吧，然后那个译者自己再添了几条）。
《Rules Of The Internet 》原文如下：

引用:

1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. You will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The cake is a lie.
47. If you post it, they will cum.
48. It will always need moar sauce.
49. The internet makes you stupid.
50. Anything can be a meme.
51. Longcat is looooooooooong.
52. If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.
53. Anonymous is a virgin by default.
54. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
55. CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.
56. Don't mess with football.
57. MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates.
58. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
59. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
60. If you say Candlejack, you w
61. You cannot divide by zero.
62. The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
63. If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.
64. Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web.
65. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
66. This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
67. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
68. Katy is bi, so deal w/it.
69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
70. Also, cocks.
71. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
72. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
73. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
74. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
75. Around Snacks, CP is lax.
76. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
77. Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.
78. Mods are fucking fags. No exceptions.
79. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.
80. No matter how cute it is, it probably skullfucked your mother last night.
81. That's not mud.
82. Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny.
83. The Internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
84. Rule 87 is true.
85. Yes, it is some chickens.
86. Bobba bobba is bobba.
87. Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-
88. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
89. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
90. Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.
91. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
92. Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks.
93. Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
94. If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz.
95. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
96. I am a huge faggot. Please rape my face.
97. Shit sucks and will never be stickied.
98. Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised.
99. If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.
100. ZOMG NONE

windswing123

楼上的好凶，可惜鄙人语文不行
不过楼主说的对，既然是成年人，成年一下有何不可

最后一条我笑了。。。春哥纯爷们！spring man is pure man。。。。

niepeng13

这些都不是国人写的？原著是英文？可惜我英语太烂，没办法。

有道理，但是很多我也不认同，可能是价值观不同吧，呵呵。